Robert Pattinson: “If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are. Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.”
Chapter 5: Monarchy and Uprooting
Like I said. I ruled an entire high school and I had my hands on key people in other schools too. I was content with that. Everything fell into place for me. Nobody would dare to think about saying anything stupid to my face. Everybody was under my thumb, even the staff. I was content with my little playground. I had enemies of course. Lots of girls didn’t like me. I mean it’s not my fault their boyfriends paid more attention to me. Don’t be jealous, just find out what you were doing wrong and remedy it.
I Give Up
Personally what’s the point in trying anymore? I don’t see things progressing because you don’t care enough to fix what’s wrong now. I don’t see shit working because from what I see you aren’t even trying. Things shouldn’t end like that because a point was made. But what more is there to say? What more can be done? Talk it out? Nope, you won’t listen. Fuck it out? Nope, sex can’t fix everything. Break up? Maybe, but she doesn’t want to lose you. Cheat? Never, it’ll make shit even worse. Decide not to say certain things? Maybe, but there was a promise of complete honesty between you two. Each side explain? That’s how all that shit started. Uhhh……..
Black mourning dress reached its peak during the reign of Queen Victoria (1819-1901) of the United Kingdom in the second half of the 19th century. Queen Victoria wore mourning from the death of her husband, Prince Albert (1819-1861), until her own death. With these standards in place, it was considered a social requisite to don black from anywhere between three months to two and a half years while grieving for a loved one or monarch. The stringent social custom existed for all classes and was available at all price points. Those who could not afford the change of dress often altered and dyed their regular garments black. The amount of black to be worn was dictated by several different phases of mourning; full mourning ensembles were solid black while half mourning allowed the wearer to add a small amount of white or purple. Mourning clothing tended to follow the fashionable silhouette of the period, much like this exquisitely finished full mourning dress. This dress shows typical high style 1870s touches such as asymmetry, the bustle back and decorative hem details. The refined details are worked in black crinkled crepe, a common textile used for mourning attire, which indicates that the owner may have had the garment produced for a special occasion.
It’s like philosophy class all over again <3
If Dr. Seuss Books Were Titled According to Their Subtexts
Happy Potter, the boy who laughed
Happy Potter and the Smiling Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Smiles
Happy Potter and the Comedian of Azkaban
Happy Potter and the Goblet of Giggles
Happy Potter and the Order of Puppies
Happy Potter and the Happy Bubbly Prince
Harry Potter and the Lively Hallows.
Join Happy Potter,
Hermione Giggler, and
Ron Wheezing,
in a hilarious adventure to make the Dark Lord laugh.Lord Loldemort is depressed and angry because he isn’t like Happy Potter or Albust Out Laughing Dumbledore. He is joined by a band of equally depressed Laugh Eaters, like Belowtricks LeStrange, and Losinit Malfoy.
Happy must go through many jokes and playful riddles, facing Severe Huss Snape, finding Loldemort’s mysterious Whorecruxes… Which are the only thing that can make him laugh.
Happy is joined by his ragtag team of ex-clowns, Siriusly Black, Remus Laughing, Tinks, The Wheezings, Mad-Eye Not-Moody, Kingsley Cacklebolt, and many others. Together they can save the Wizarding world from sure peril.
OHMYFUCKINGOD.
literally crying
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
So dead xD
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